A Plane Blows Up and Homeland Security Says “But She Was SOOO HOT!!!”

By Sandra Robles
Terrorists 'plan attack on Britain with bombs INSIDE their bodies' to foil new airport scanners | Mail Online:

“Britain is facing a new Al Qaeda terror threat from suicide ‘body bombers’ with explosives surgically inserted inside them.Until now, terrorists have attacked airlines, Underground trains and buses by secreting bombs in bags, shoes or underwear to avoid detection.But an operation by MI5 has uncovered evidence that Al Qaeda is planning a new stage in its terror campaign by inserting ‘surgical bombs’ inside people for the first time.

A leading source added that male bombers would have the explosive secreted near their appendix or in their buttocks, while females would have the material placed inside their breasts in the same way as figure-enhancing implants.”

Well. Hmmmm. This puts a whole new perspective on airport security and the(shhh) “thou shalt not commit adultery” thing. The Bible tells us the consequence of sin is death. Sooo…the next time you manly types look upon a well endowed woman with lust in your heart…it could literaly mean KA-BOOM, POW-E-E, and BANG! Oh brother, God wasn’t kidding was he.

Yeah…I’ll tell ya girls…there’s nothing like stuffing the old bra with a little Pentaerythritol Tetranitrate (PETN) to get the good ol’ boys down at Homeland Security going.DEATH…IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE…maybe two LOL…just shut up Sandra, shut up….

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